The goal of this page is to bring out the middle-manager we have hiding inside all of us. What better way to waste time than to pour over a bunch of numbers!

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Pctplanner.com runs off a trusty server named Cheese. Cheese is a freeBSD server running Apache and is 0wn3d by Amazing Online Marketing. Oh yeah, about the photo on the right. Sometime in the summer of 2000 my boss Steve and I were moving Cheese to a new home in downtown Portland. As we walked past the Ash Street Saloon, I suggested that we let Cheese hang out with a couple of girls for a picture. I mean, Cheese had been running for 500 days or so and deserved a little break. Good thing I had a girlfriend at the time and wasn't trying to impress these girls, because this stunt probably blew any chance I had.




























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